So uh… I dyed my hair rainbow. It turned out like 500x better than expected considering this was LITERALLY the first time I haven’t had my hair dyed by a professional and actually did everything myself..
AIGHT LISTEN UP TO ALL YOU PUNK ROCK ASSNUGGETS WITH DAMAGED HAIR. I AM HERE TO H E L P YOU GET SOME SOFTNESS IN THAT MOUND OF FRIED SHIT AIGHT.
NOW AS YOU CAN SEE MY OWN HAIR IS DAMAGED FROM DYING AND BLEACHING OKAY YALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA NEED BOTH JESUS AND THIS SHIT:
NOW STEP 1:…
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*